unfortunatebassist:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Lmao

Diversity win: your arch nemesis accepts your atypical gender identity but shall never accept the evil in your heart

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i-am-a-fish:

god damn, I really hope whoever reads this has a good day

like

I don’t know you

but I can tell you really do deserve a good day

whatever it takes to make today a good day, if possible, please do it

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prussianmemes:

buoyantsaturn:

all the 9 to 5ers scrolling through tumblr at 7am like we’re reading the morning paper. raising our coffee cups in greeting by reblogging each others posts.

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ailurinae:

supreme-leader-stoat:

doityourselfbombs:

what if we broke the cycle of violence and got brunch together

what if we continued the cycle of violence. and got brunch together.

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sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

I have genuinely learned so much being friends with a gym bro. You know when zoos put animals of different species together for enrichment? I feel like he and I are in a terrarium together.

Him: we should start a podcast.

My brain: Adorable! This Cheetah’s Unlikely Best Friend is a Labrador Retriever.

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sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

@ every parent in the world: yes your kid is special because every child is special but they are not specialer than every other child so please be normal about them

Some parents have done what I can only describe as fandomize their child where they’ve taken the child and altered it in their mind to make a cooler version that fits their specific interests, and now sometimes I have to remind them of the canon material.

For those of you who don’t know, I’m a youth theater director and teacher. Every audition season is a personal ordeal.

Giving people whiplash with this one.

ALERT TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS: Youth audition season begins in only a week! I am living in constant fear!

fabcreature:

when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw

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ruedesfillesducalvaire:

valjean:

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tryingtoorbitthesun:

me: *excited* oh I have new followers on tumblr!!

the said followers:

Originally posted by kenny-flugsly

evilscientist3:

loving disco elysium so far

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mishavoltaire:

ALT

supportive father

kindly-whisper-norbury:

kindly-whisper-norbury:

My 11-year-old couldn’t decide what flavor of ramen to make, so I told her to flip a coin. Heads for spicy chicken, tails for beef.

Taking my advice, she flipped a penny, and when it landed on tails she said “Wait! Wait! I did it wrong!”

I told her that she did it right, because the real reason for flipping a coin isn’t to let fate decide for you, but because when the coin is in the air, you will suddenly realize what you wanted in the first place.

I’m sure there’s a life lesson there somewhere…

But honestly, I have never known her to pass up spicy chicken.

Update: Yesterday, her brother asked her if she wanted a corn dog and she couldn’t decide, so again I told her to flip a coin. She did so, and without even looking which way it landed, she snatched the penny up and said “I want a corn dog”.

Originally posted by mrchalamet-mrstyles

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ceekari:

cipher-fresh:

mortimermcmirestinks:

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece “Lucky 10,000” by Randall Monroe.

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

internet heiroglyphics

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ayellowbirds:

headcanon:

the Riddler has specific and personal beef with New York Times crossword puzzle editor Will Shortz that is entirely unrelated to the puzzles